This site was created solely for the purpose of invoking thought and a little humour in those interested in the ancient deity named Baal. There is no intended slight against the worshippers of Yahweh, Jesus or even Satan, or for that matter, anyone else who may be offended by the content on this site. Nor is there any intended contempt of the academic world, nor even the nonsensical world.

There were only two animals known to be harmed during the making of this Web site. No elaboration is possible, as the matter is still open before the courts.

The Web Scribe of Baal does not advocate child sacrifice (unless of course your name is Abraham and you hear the Voice of God urging you to test your faith -- but take your medication first). The Web Scribe of Baal does wholeheartedly encourage sexual prostration before the Temples of Baal (or should that be "wholebodily", or even "holebodily"?). Regardless, fun can be had by all.

Seriously now, this site was created for several sinister reasons, the most important of which involves the reinstatement of Baal as the Natural Ruler of the Universe. Monetary gain and shelter from higher powers are among the others.